I was amazed to come across the news announcement from Snowglobes international that they are launching a climate change fun range of snowglobes. At Snowglobes Int they feel that the news about climate change is making people sad and they have set out to show that climate change and biodiversity collapse can be fun. “Our new range of Snowglobes for a climate change world will bring back those smiles that have faded away because of all the climate negativity”, or so say the people at Snowglobes Int.
I felt I’d like to share their new product range and their descriptions with you all.
The rain globe, one of our most popular globes, give it a shake and let’s go dancing in the rain instead of that freezing cold skiing or building snowpersons and then getting those horrible painful chilblains. You never hear people singing about dancing in the snow !!
One of our favourites, the Floodglobe, just give it a shake to watch the neighbour’s house disappear under the flood. Fun for all the family. You can see their furniture being washed out the door, the table even has the pet dog clinging to it for added realism
On the same flood theme give this globe a shake and watch an island nation disappear. You may have seen one on your CEO’s desk, they do so love this globe! After all each time an island disappears the value of the ones they own shoot up.
There are plenty of killjoys in the world, have fun with this tear gas globe, give it a shake and make those climate protesters cry ! Maybe they blocked a road near you and you were late for yoga? Get your own back, you could even keep it in the car to give a shake next time you get held up by these protesters who should go and get a proper job and leave normal people alone.
You’ll love this biodiversity collapse globe. Get rid of those nasty creepy crawlies with a quick shake of your wrist. No more horrible buzzing in your ear or having to wash the splattered car windscreen and of course barbecues without getting bitten half to death.
This is our other biodiversity collapse globe, shake it and send the net flying over those migratory birds that leave that horrible mess on your car. Revenge, it’s great.
Do you remember when you could drink your soda with a proper plastic straw? Then they got banned! Because of microplastic pollution they said. Well give our Microplastics globe a shake and see how beautiful this so-called pollution is!
Even more fun with those microplastics, give the globe a shake and spread them all over the picnic. Not only are they beautiful but they don’t taste too bad either, win/win!
And to finish, our perennial best seller, a good shake and silly Santa disappears in a cloud of pollution. Serves him right, he shouldn’t be flying anyway according to those climate protesters Ho Ho HO !!!
⚠ WARNING: These products can expose you to comedy, which is known to the European Union to cause laughing which may provoke physical harm including sneezing and haemorrhoids. For more information go to www.Warnings.EU.gov.