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Chris Dixon's avatar

Perfect! They match well with my remote control briefcase, motorised tea caddy and drone ashtray, all controlled from my Smart Ars App (trademark applied for). Hopefully they'll be introducing motorised supermarket trollies soon, so I don't have to push the thing all the way to my HumVee. Only let down was, I assumed the cases came with the skin coloured leggings the model is wearing. Where can I get my pair?

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Misrule's avatar

motorised shoes now that would work I reckon. I'm just welding a handle to the roof of my van so I can pretend it's a motorised suitcase.

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Chris Dixon's avatar

Too late mate, they've already been invented

https://shiftrobotics.io/

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Susan Kutner's avatar

What a waste of energy and technology , when we should be traveling less anyway... My two cents on the subject...

XoxoSusan ❤️🐞❤️

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Misrule's avatar

But all the people in the advert photos seem quite slender ;-))

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GARY FINCH's avatar

so do the people in slimming adverts :) I was a first generation reader of 2000AD and so much seems to be happening - it's a pretty small suitcase as well - seriously it beggars belief.....Mollisons comment about the solutions being embarrassingly simple resonate more and more. A Buddhist idea around human beings will hear a burglar upstairs and will immediately investigate in the basement.

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Misrule's avatar

I always wondered why those slim people in the adverts needed slimming aids. And yes the solutions are still embarassingly simple.

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